Masturbatone

The muscle tone one gets from masturbating frequently and rigorously.

"Hey, have you seen Gary? Did he start going to the gym over summer?"

"Are you kidding? That's just masturbatone."

"Wow, he must have masturbated a lot these past few months!"

"This is a really awkward conversation for two people to have about another"

by Creative@College March 20, 2010

Masturbatory

* Pronunciation: ma·stur·ba·to·ry

* Function: noun

* Inflected Form(s): plural ma·stur·ba·to·ries

* Usage: often attributive

1. A place, usually private, where one can study, perform, perfect, and enjoy any and all forms of self pleasuring. Usually utilized by teenage males, although it can be used by all ages.

2. Any place where masturbation occurs.

1. Jerry said he had too much homework to hang out with us. We all know that he's in his masturbatory right now, wankin' it.

2. Bob just couldn't take it anymore, deciding that the only course of action was to turn the room in which the PTA meeting was held into a masturbatory.

by Lerb21 September 16, 2009

masturbatoriable

an eccentric version of theword hot. meaning that one could masturbate over the subject that they are pointing out to often a large group of people.

thats just masturbatoriable.

by Jackus April 13, 2007

masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples

They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.

by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007

strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.

It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.

by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006

masterbatory

The art of masterbating. Hot enough to masterbate about.

Dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

Masturbatory Rape

When you're checking out an attractive friend or aquaintence's Facebook or other social media account and start masturbating over the more erotic or sexy photos without their consent.

Dude1: "I was flicking through Katie's photos when I noticed one of her shoot pics! I couldn't help but jerk it!"
Dude2: "Too much info brobeans! You'll get done for masturbatory rape!"

by Hoodgotwood August 8, 2016