by kuonsmask January 22, 2022
"British" people that were born in the American mid-west, raised Catholic, and got famous as a Pop Icon/Sex Symbol that now "practice" Kabbalah, write childrens' books & speak in the most forced accent you've ever heard
by Daytona Slim April 25, 2013
1. A cocktail consisting of Pepsi-Cola and gin, similar to a Rum and Coke.
2. A famous icon venerated in the Catholic Church of Central Europe, purported to be the first icon, allegedly painted by St. Luke the Evangelist on the worktable of St. Joseph from life, depicting the Virgin Mary, albeit with a dark complexion.
3. The lesser-known and scandalous working title of an album by American recording artist Madonna, referencing, in entendre, the icon mentioned above, and herself, featuring preliminary artwork photographed by Steven Klein that featured the singer in full blackface in a pose of benediction mimicking that of the said icon. Subsequently scrapped as a title, the album became known as Hard Candy, released in 2008.
4. An unusually attractive woman of African descent, often American, buxom, mysterious, and generous, of whom little is known, but always arrives at just the right time to save the day. A very reliable, ineffable, black woman or woman with a dark complexion.
2. A famous icon venerated in the Catholic Church of Central Europe, purported to be the first icon, allegedly painted by St. Luke the Evangelist on the worktable of St. Joseph from life, depicting the Virgin Mary, albeit with a dark complexion.
3. The lesser-known and scandalous working title of an album by American recording artist Madonna, referencing, in entendre, the icon mentioned above, and herself, featuring preliminary artwork photographed by Steven Klein that featured the singer in full blackface in a pose of benediction mimicking that of the said icon. Subsequently scrapped as a title, the album became known as Hard Candy, released in 2008.
4. An unusually attractive woman of African descent, often American, buxom, mysterious, and generous, of whom little is known, but always arrives at just the right time to save the day. A very reliable, ineffable, black woman or woman with a dark complexion.
1. "Aye, Tommy! Make mine a Black Madonna on the rocks, no Virgin, though--save that for Da Vinci! Ha!"
2. "Every time my mom takes us to Poland to visit her family, we make a minor pilgrimage to view the Black Madonna."
3. "I'm not entirely certain the public would receive an album with the title Black Madonna particularly enthusiastically, M. How about you change it?"
4. "Damn. Janelle is, by far, my Black Madonna. This week has been insane, but whenever shit gets rough, she's there, holdin' it down with me."
2. "Every time my mom takes us to Poland to visit her family, we make a minor pilgrimage to view the Black Madonna."
3. "I'm not entirely certain the public would receive an album with the title Black Madonna particularly enthusiastically, M. How about you change it?"
4. "Damn. Janelle is, by far, my Black Madonna. This week has been insane, but whenever shit gets rough, she's there, holdin' it down with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
by CRACKMOLESTO March 01, 2019
A type of punishment given to people for sins of their childhoods.
A way parents escape their least loved children.
A way parents escape their least loved children.
by Acetaminophena October 21, 2023
Madonna Salamella is an Italian imprecation not very much in vogue but it is certainly very creative
Madonna Salamella can be used in various contexts such as:
- after getting hurt (ex Madonna Salamella! What a pain, damn all saints)
- as a surprise eclamation (ex Madonna Salamella garnished with ketchup for how long we do not see each other!)
- when you want to blasp all the foxes
- after getting hurt (ex Madonna Salamella! What a pain, damn all saints)
- as a surprise eclamation (ex Madonna Salamella garnished with ketchup for how long we do not see each other!)
- when you want to blasp all the foxes
by Ggino April 25, 2018
by NANABIBI95 February 24, 2018