lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius June 23, 2007

cheap, lousy faggot

An Irish insult, to be said from woman to man

Woman (possiblynamed Kirsty): You're a bum, you're a punk!


Man (possibly with weird teeth): You're an old slut on junk! Lying there almost dead on that drip in that bed!


Woman: You sumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot, happy christmas your arse, pray to God it's our last!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Lotus Flower

Chinese term nickname for vagina

by Jackie Chan August 29, 2003

grope-a-lopes

Boobies. Highly gropable boobies.

NIce grope-a-lopes. I'd really like to grope those lopes.

by celinalope September 25, 2007

locust

A thirty-something male who emerges from his winter hiding place each spring to find an unwitting woman's life to ruin each by fall. The locust is similar to the very similar dating type, "the false messiah. "Everyone is fooled and believes that he is in earnest. He may even think so. While the false messiah is aware of his actions, the locust goes about his destruction carelessly leaving a female victim dazed and confused upon his sudden and brutal breakup speech delivered after months of declaring his true love. Like the insect that periodically terrorizes farmers, he comes out unexpectedly and ruins everything in sight. IN autumn, heretreats to his cave to destroy again. After declaring that he is going to stay away from dating for a while, he can be found the next day on every dating web site one can find seeking his next victim. L
Synonyms: False-Messiah Antonyms: husband, true-love, sincerity

" That guy is a locust; he acted like he truly loved me, had everyone fooled, and then blind-sided me with a brutal breakup. I hope he gets shingles.

by gingersnapsrocks! February 18, 2011

lopsod

when you mix someones face with knife.

there was a murder today they said it was a lopsod.

by daniel greene January 14, 2007

Locust Run

In comparison to a plague of locusts stripping a field bear of its yield: One ore more shift workers who run from one end of an office space to the other pocketing all the lollies and mints people keep in jars on the end of their desks.

The IT guys came in on the weekend to do some work and went on a locust run and took all my mints!

by Snoopyq May 29, 2010