hurt locker

noun. a period of immense, inescapable physical or emotional pain

This recession has been a real hurt locker.

She did not forsee her actions as contributing to the hurt locker she would soon be in.

"That last track meet- Man, what a hurt locker!"

by Justiferous August 29, 2009

locked up

a term used to describe someone who is currently in jail.

He won't be able to meet us for a few years, he's locked up!

by eMJayDee April 19, 2006

Food Locker

A common practice amongst high school students. The ideas is for you and a friend "pimp" out a locker in various decorations and cram it with as much food as possible. Some ideas for decorations could include a tranquility fountain, flashing lights, disco balls, and pics of sporting events. However, the main object is to fill it with as much food as humanly possible; food would include candy bars, sodas, lollipops and nutritious snacks (in case your friend thinks he should be on the diet or in case your trying to drop a hint to your friend that he's a little on the heavy side.) The most important thing to remember of course is that its creativity and originalilty that count the most.

Dude 1: Have you seen Phil and Ed's food locker?
Dude 2: Naw, but I hear that thing is "pimped" wit a tranquility fountain and a flashing light.
Dude 1: Really!??!
Dude 2: Yeah, I might jus have to call that the Party Locker!
Dude 1: Sweet

by 1025 November 5, 2004

Locker Room Gay

When a bunch of men get in a closed confined space and must get naked for more than 5 minutes, and begin to do things they normally wouldn't do that is only acceptable in the confines of the locker room. See Jail Gay

Me: I swear that dudes Locker Room Gay.
D: Wooooooooooo!
*D Jumps out Naked twirling penis*
Me: You watch way to much meet spin.

by Brandon Mitchell of 301 January 27, 2009

Couch Locked

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008

Quief Locker

1) An insult usually directed towards a girl.

OR

2) A girl's pair of underwear/pants after a long hot day with a disgustingly pungent odor. Usually the result of discharge, sweat and booty stank. Comparable to that of an old gym locker. A place where chick's hide their version of knob cheese.

After two weeks of dating, Jessica finally gave in and let me get some, its a shame i had to kick her ass out after she dropped her jeans and i got a whiff of her Quief Locker!

by ScottyKnew March 19, 2011

chutney locker

gay slang for anus. An anal locker full of chutney.

come and stick your cock right up my chutney locker!!

by Minger Magnet April 15, 2003