Landmine Learning

When a child encounters an explicit or adult topic or phrase they don't understand, and they ask an adult about it, or regurgitate it in some fashion. In stead of calmly explaining to the child the adult nature of the topic or phrase, the adult "blows up" and punishes the child for being inappropriate, often not explaining why it's inappropriate.

Landmine Learning example:

Child- "Mommy, what's a dildo?"
Adult- "What?? Where did you hear that!?"
Child- "From a kid at school..."
Adult- "I don't ever want to hear you say that again. Go to your room!!!"

by Alexk44 May 6, 2020

Lunch & Learn Bandit

Someone who comes to lunch & learn meetings without talking to the vendor and with only the intention of getting food.

The Lunch & Learn Bandit strikes again!

by Mr. SWW August 21, 2023

Self-Directed Learning

A phenomenon in which you ask yourself why the fuck you just paid $2000 to hear a professor tell you to watch a YouTube video.

Teacher: “all right class, the next hour will be focused on self-directed learning! Here’s the homework, go ahead and self-direct yourself how to do it!”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”

by Pacific Liberator May 14, 2020

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

learn2play

A term used in MMORPGs that tells a n00b that they need to learn to play the game. Many other types of learn2 also exist, such as in WoW like learn2hunter, learn2warlock, learn2heal, learn2reroll.

1. learn2play n00b
2. OMG n00b learn2play
3. learn2play

by IAmTheRad July 16, 2008

Learning to Dance

A Starship prequel fanfiction about Taz and Up's relationship written by Karri Shea. Some of the fans call themselves Pedro's Army.

I wish Learning to Dance wasn't over!!
Team Starkid should really do a Learning to Dance musical.

by pay...attention February 20, 2012

LaVaris

LaVaris is a very confident guy , smart, funny , charming , loyal and Faithful, he treats everyone with love but can be a mean guy if pushed to the point

LaVaris is very cute but mean whenever Roddrick comes around

by Kat Hames June 3, 2018