mewing kittens flatulence

When someone's pent-up farts sound like a squealing litter of mewing kittens.

I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Kristen

Truly the most gorgeous girl to ever bless the world. Can keep up a conversation, and doesn't act like a ditzy idiot. Kristen is someone you can fall in love with.

Jeff: My girlfriend is a dog.
Andrew: My girlfriend is Kristen, and I will never let go of her.

by PrimoThePro October 24, 2010

Sea Kitten

Another word for fish named by those insane PETA people.
Practical Definition: A very Tasty edible fish that can be found in any of the worlds streams,lakes or oceans.

Last night I had a tasty Sea Kitten for dinner.

by Bob in NJ January 11, 2009

Kristen

A GODDESS in disguise- a girl so incredibly beautiful and perfect in every possible way. She is the only girl I have ever truely loved and will love for a very long time. But her love is not returned, resulting in great heartache for my pathetic self.

I love her SO MUCH. I can't wait till that long awaited day where love can finally be mutual.

Kristen is perfection personified. You will never forget her.

by bren97122 October 8, 2012

Kristen

The most beautiful, funniest, outspoken,silly, daydreaming person that brings happiness to the most important people in her life.

-Did you see that skinny girl over there?

Vanessa: That is my best friend, shes a Kristen.

-A Kristen!, you are the luckiest person to have a Kristen as your best friend!

by Lockness_13 January 21, 2011

smitten kitten

A term used to describe a person who is madly, wonderfully, deliriously in love with someone else. Can be used in a congratulatory sense or perhaps as a mild chastisement and warning.

"Wow, you're one smitten kitten!"

"Watch it Bill, you're getting to be a smitten kitten!"

by pahHONEix March 14, 2009

Shittin' Kittens

To be surprised or appalled.

When Tony said he won fifty bucks, I was nearly shittin' kittens!

by VixenGypsy September 18, 2004