1. To be constantly and consistently late. He could be anywhere from half an hour to a couple hours late. How ever, you forgive him anyways because thats what Josh Does.
2. The one person at a party who takes care of you.
2. The one person at a party who takes care of you.
1. Sorry, I had to pull a Josh. I was busy texting this girl who wont ever go out with me.
2. Can you be a Josh and hold my hair back as I puke into this fishbowl?
2. Can you be a Josh and hold my hair back as I puke into this fishbowl?
by KSNIPE March 9, 2011
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Person1: Dude, there is something about that kid Josh, he just is so awesome.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.
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'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
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Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
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'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
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Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
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'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009
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Get the Josh mug.Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.
by Obeysooza March 13, 2019
Get the Josh mug.Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 9, 2010
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