Josh

1. To be constantly and consistently late. He could be anywhere from half an hour to a couple hours late. How ever, you forgive him anyways because thats what Josh Does.

2. The one person at a party who takes care of you.

1. Sorry, I had to pull a Josh. I was busy texting this girl who wont ever go out with me.

2. Can you be a Josh and hold my hair back as I puke into this fishbowl?

by KSNIPE March 9, 2011

Josh

Josh is just the most awesome person on earth, he gets all the chicks, and is real down to earth, and plays in a ravecore band. Also he has so much game it's not even funny, you have to hide your wives, and sometimes hide your kids. Furthermore, he has superpowers and can control peoples minds with his eyes, and move things without even touching them.

Person1: Dude, there is something about that kid Josh, he just is so awesome.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.

by imnotusingmyrealnamelol November 6, 2010

Josh

Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.

Bro josh has Scoliosis

by Obeysooza March 13, 2019

To Josh

To masturbate, to knock one off.

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'

by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009

Josh

Tall boy. Very tall boy. Sneaky 10/10 boy.

You so small such a Josh tsk tsk

by geyboi35 June 10, 2018

joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.

man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed

by SoAn14 December 9, 2010

Josh

A guy liked by many girls. He is in the popular group but is very quiet. Josh is hot, but can still look like the cutest little kid ever. You never know what he is thinking because he would rather scooter than talk. The hoes go for him even though he is not for that life. Some girls will be led on by him and will be disappointed when they learn how he really feels. All in all josh is the most amazing boy ever.

I like that kid imma fuck him.
Sorry that's josh he doesn't go for hoes

by Josh lover💋💋 April 17, 2017