The Ken Jennings Show

1. A game show otherwise known as Jeopardy, particularly since they no longer limit how many times the same contestant can appear on the show.

2. A steady source of income for the Mormon Church since Ken Jennings tithes 10% of his gross.

My wife is watching The Ken Jennings Show. I think she's waiting to see if the church and the state can tax Ken into poverty. Otherwise, there isn't much suspense.

by Downstrike November 8, 2004

Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.

I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.

by McDousher February 4, 2012

Junking Around

To hang out with friends but do nothing since there is nothing better to do. Often leads to general mischief.

Person A: "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Person B: "Ah, not much. we're just junking around."
Person A: "Oh. Hey, wanna go set off some firecrackers?"

by Nanook18 October 21, 2007

jerking around

jerking around can mean that someone is behaving like an asshole and is not listening

Quit jerking around!
Why is everyone here jerking around?

by P. Orno December 14, 2017

chain jerking

When a man uses his own semen as lubrication to continue masturbating immediately after he ejaculates.

Dave has been in his room all day. I think that he might be chain jerking.

by Jim Swanson March 30, 2008

ken jennings

all time jeopardy funk masta flex of the world. Supa-pimp, morman, utahian, computer sofware technician. millionaire

A: "Dude, Ken Jennings romps ass."
B: "Fuck you butthole surfer, Ken Jennings is a Supa-pimp who bitch slapped yo momma and tapped dat fine ghetto booty a' hers."

by Nick The Hobo December 22, 2004

jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003