Jessica

A beautiful, lovely girl who makes friends easily and usually has a strong love for animals.

My friend Jessica is a great friend!

by Kittens101 December 30, 2014

Jessica

Jessica might seem a little weird to her friends, and they might make fun of her. But, little do they know, she will blossom into a beautiful person. Boys will fall head over heels for her when she's in her early adulthood, but when she was a kid she fit in with everyone else. So, sorry you fucking haters.

Friend #1: Eww, Jessica, don't do that. You look gross.
Jessica(thinking) : Well, I don't really give a fuck, you asshole.
Jessica: Okay.
20 YEARS FROM HER TWEEN YEARS:
Friend #1: When do you want those papers, boss?
Jessica: Tomorrow.

by TruthTeller567 August 31, 2016

jessica

she’s always right

“ How is Jessica always right? ”

by the genius 101 October 17, 2020

Jessie

jessie's are very sweet and caring. they are also stunning. jessie's normally are very smart, but are also very unique. She's crazy but she thinks it cool to be crazy. she is hilarious and really sweet and will always make you laugh. she is however, a terrible story teller. once you have a jessie never let her go. she is amazing in every way, but she needs to be told that. At first she won't believe you. She loves to cuddle and be shutuped with your kisses. and when she says 'i love you' she means it

guy1: holy crap! look at that girl over there!
guy2: she's so hot
guy1: and she seems really nice
guy3: well thats my amazing girlfriend, Jessie

by ilovecats3399 September 9, 2013

jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006

Jessica Jung

- Sleepy head of Girls' Generation. Hates cucumbers. Ice Princess to be defined exactly. Arrogant and high pitched lady. Violent. Believed to be another Shikshin of SNSD. And btw, she's a member of Girls' Generation.

- Paired Up with Taeyeon as they made the Byun Vocalists.

- Yuri's Wife.

- She and Tiffany are the derp couple.

- Sunny and she are the dumb couple.

- Have a large number of fanboys.

Omg! Jessica Jung is so cute!

by idontcarewhattheysay July 10, 2011

Jessilin

The Beasty -est girl a person can meet. Extremely Rare. She has Raging boners when excited and loves....to be.... Excited.

Boy 1: I love a good Jessilin.

Boy 2: Fuck Yes, So rare. Love her Boner.

by BDawgCuhhhhh August 21, 2011