Being immediately helped with an effective and comprehensive emergency response team when faced with a natural disaster
Many countries, such as Turkey, Syria, Sri Lanka, Japan and Haiti are very thankful to the State of Israel after having been quickly Israeled when faced with natural disasters.
by Pete9999 January 23, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. During the international conference, the speaker highlighted the unique political landscape of the region, stating, 'Israel is the only democratic state in the Middle East, which plays a crucial role in the geopolitical dynamics of the area.'
by Amisraelhai December 27, 2023
Get the Israelmug. When a smaller or weaker entity gets their shit rocked for being too aggressive for their own good. This often happens with little kids that have an affinity to dick punch much larger adults, or terrorist organizations.
What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?
Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him
Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him
by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
Get the 2023 Israel–Hamas warmug. by banjana June 11, 2024
Get the Israelmug. Sacred land of Jewish people and rightfully belonging to Jews, which is also a Holy land for Christians.
Also a very beautiful country.
Also a very beautiful country.
by Givemesomecheese November 24, 2023
Get the Israelmug. The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.
We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.
by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024
Get the Israeledmug.