dry inviting

Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.

Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.

by Buckmaster44 July 26, 2023

ghost invite

inviting someone to an event without the intention of them showing up.

I know her bridesmaid doesn't like me, but she could have at least sent me a ghost invite to her wedding.

by ladyluck091 August 24, 2022

Benefit of the Invite

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.

George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022

No invite!

Not given an invite to a group function. Usually because of character flaw by the inviter rather than non invitee.

Justin was given the classic no invite! by perceived friends. He recognized the problem was them and not him. He didn’t want invite anyway.

by Gandalf30 September 11, 2022

Atlanta invitation

Noun - a traffic term for drivers in Atlanta, Georgia when they leave more than a full car length between their car and the next car in front therefore inviting other drivers to merge in.

Passenger: that jerk just cut you off!
Driver: nah that was my fault. I gave him an Atlanta invitation

by ATLien # 1337 September 15, 2022

Invite me to skeet

Probably the most used sentence in hvh scene. It stands for invite me to gamesense.pub (Previously called skeet.cc).

Most nn's say this sentence all the time cause they think they will actually get invited to gamesense.

Skeeter: OMG SKEET IS THE BEST CHEAT!!!
NN with otcv3: Invite me to skeet
Skeeter: hdf nn. Who.ru?
NN with otcv3: Dies of corona virus after 0.000405 Miliseconds

by NotEsoterik June 3, 2022

House Inviter

Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.

They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.

ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"

House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."

by SP180 December 17, 2021