I POOPED MY PANTS

Something Ryan Francis says

I POOPED MY PANTS!
we know Ryan we know...

by AK April 17, 2003

hole in my pants to China

n 1. a big problem, DOOZY

Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

Half Shit My Pants

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.

I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.

by Bbo1234 November 03, 2022

Nine Wolfs in My Pants

An orgasm that is audible

Davis: Dude last night there was nine wolfs in my pants!

Mark: Ew, what the fuck dude?!?!?!

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009

Scared out of my pants

When one is so scared that they loose their pants. This in turn brings them higher up on the "Next-to-be-murdered list" in horror movies, a.k.a. the Horror Movie order.

Oh my god, when I saw The Ring, I was scared out of my Pants.

by Crazed Bitches June 20, 2010

i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004

i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

by Prickcycle March 14, 2018