Almost everyone else who sent in a definition forgot to specify that only SOME humans are idiots. Others actually try to make the world a better place.
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by ............................... April 15, 2006

An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.
by Avisottda April 22, 2017

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.
Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018

by The forever hungry slime May 26, 2019

An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at
them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.
them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.
The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl
by If a bird could talk... July 28, 2011

human-----ur a douchebag
by roflolman12 November 5, 2010
