punitive honking

punitive honking is when someone honks after the fact, not as a warning of danger or to make the other driver more aware, but simply to show the honker's displeasure.

Janie: I don't know why he had to honk now, I saw him in my rear view mirror, I had plenty of space, I slowed, I had my blinker on to show I was parking.
Ronna: Oh he is just punitive honking to show his displeasure that there are other drivers on the road.

by japh94 October 24, 2009

white hat hacking

(n): the practice of using information technology for some benign or benevolent use other than that use for which it was intended.

Before it was publicized, the use of "Control-Alt-Delete" to break out of an infinite loop was an example of white hat hacking. Today, it is considered a Windows feature.

by Eleanerd October 7, 2014

hacking the matrix

What you say to pretend you are doing a lot of work when someone comes in and asks what you are doing, when you're really just slacking off or surfing the web (reading UrbanDictionary.com).

P1: Hey dude, what are you doing?
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.

by PJPlayer1 April 6, 2006

Alabama Hooking

When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them

Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

horking

A loud, barking cough that often results in projectiles; honking + hacking + barking

They were wild, noisy children, as usual, except for their horking coughs and endless runny noses.

by skh0914 December 4, 2012

hacking the matrix

verb or action.

1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.

2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.

1. Can I get my cup of black coffee now!? I mean, I'm not asking you to hack the Matrix or anything.

2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.

by PJPlayer1 April 5, 2006

Hooking up

Hooking up refers to having sex, messing around refers to anything else (mostly beneath the waist) and making out is just making out. Done. Hooking up is having sex with no expectations or strings attached.

I was hooking up with this guy last night... means i was fucking this guy last night.

I was messing around with this guy last night... means I was giving him head/ he was going down on me.

by Classy1114 October 21, 2009