micheal hedges

Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.

Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!

by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019

hedge wizard

Conner Hyatt

Conner is a hedge wizard

by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018

to hedge

to make sure that some weak person doesn't get his feelings hurt

-Do you know why Rebecca is so mad?
-I forgot to hedge when i was speaking to her, she feels violated now

by Xx_Minecraftledgend_xX September 21, 2018

Hedges

A form of cartoony hedgehog creatures, usually in groups of 3, being together forever.

The Three Hedges, will be coming soon I hope.

by TJSaturn November 17, 2023

Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.

I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.

by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023

hedge bogeys

Seeds of the Cleaver plant that often get stuck in dogs’ fur.

“The dog has lots of hedge bogeys after her walk.”

by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023

preston hedges

A terrible ass school. Everyone is bratty and no one respects you.

“Hey im heading off to Preston Hedges!”
“Im sending you to a new school”

by Epicdogdeattreats May 2, 2022