Brutally Honest Joe

Instead of being an honest abe, your more brutally honest like vp joe biden, and tend to say stuff without thinking it through, often hurting others feelings while being honest at the same time

Dan: Yo man, wanna go to that club we went to last time
Mike: No thanks, that place was fucking disgusting and the girls were too sluty for even a desperater loser! What, were ya looking to get another cheap slut?
Dan: ... Coulda just said no instead of being a Brutally Honest Joe man!
Mike: Sorry bro
Dan: It's all good, we'll just find another place

by Don Neri October 3, 2009

honesty

a moral/philosophical quality that you can't buy at the local Walmart

even if a person is taught from childhood what honesty is, yet doesn't exhibit it, they will probably never be considered an honest person.

by Sexydimma February 25, 2015

honest to who

means u serious or fo real

1. im preganant
2. Honest to who

by soulja kurl October 5, 2007

Hatester

someone who sucks and cant ever say anything positive ever. an angry hipster, and product of self loathing that ensued after years and years hating.

any average hipster coming down off a night of cocaine use and the beers all gone and its too late to buy more.

i made this hatester some breakfast once, including omelet with cheese potatoes and bacon, english muffins and fruit.

by civilian601 June 21, 2012

In all honesty

Quite possibly the most abused idiom over the internet among people who think they're clever and better than everyone else. Also used to emphasize a point to the nth degree without any logical sense.

Cool guy: In all honesty, you only won because I lagged.

Other guy: You said "in all honesty!" You must be telling the truth! You're right, no, no, you're better than me.

by Palbo February 22, 2007

Honest

When something happens exactly as predicted.

"I think Mary's gonna puke."
"Mary puked."
"Oh, man. That was Honest."

by David Welgus November 24, 2005

handstinence

A portmanteau of Hand and Abstinence. The act of not masturbating for a period of time.

Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*

Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?

by RoyalYoshi June 23, 2016