Hallmark moment

An act so improbable it looks staged. Like on a greeting card.
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

"I thought he couldn't stand her. Now they're standing close and sharing his peanut butter."

"Yeah. They're having a Hallmark moment."
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

by Yasmeen10 July 4, 2012

gwendolyn jean hallmark

an amazing, funny, kind, adorable, caring, and sexy (hehe) person. gwen can light up everyone’s world with just a single smile, she’s very special and if you have a girl like her in your life you should treasure her forever.

she’s a very intelligent person, and has eyes that sparkle whenever she smiles. she’s truly a beautiful person, inside and out.

wow! gwendolyn jean hallmark is so adorable

by chyperyoongs June 15, 2018

halfman

A human with both female and male reproductive organs.

"It" was born a halfman with a penis and vagina.

by Halfman Definer March 5, 2009

Halima

someone who is really annoying and irritating but sometimes kinda fun. is liked amongst their friends but makes really bad jokes

man u really acting like a halima rn

by kindaUrDad May 21, 2019

Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomis

you found this by going to Bash.org didn't you. sily bastards.

you = moron

by will May 3, 2004

Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments

Small plastic trinkets, generally made in China, that are sold nearly year-round in Hallmark stores across America. These items are almost completely worthless, though many insist that they are extremely collectible. Though generally cheaply made, these ornaments have the power to cast a spell over those who buy them, often resulting in customers spending well over $600 to own each and every one (and then ending up storing them in an attic because NO ONE has enough room to hang them all). To perpetuate this madness, Hallmark executives formed a Keepsake Ornament Collector's Club, which has a surprisingly large number of members. For the low, low price of $25, members can choose two inherently ugly "club exclusive" ornaments and receive their very own paper membership cards. Then they have the option of buying other "club exclusive" ornaments that are sure to have great value to other rabid collectors in the future. Of course, what the executives do not want the public to know is that any "club exclusive" ornaments not sold by Christmas will be available to the general public.

Keepsake Ornaments are released every year in early July (at a sickening event known as "Ornament Premiere"), and remain up until well after Christmas. Hardcore collectors can start ordering them in early June, when the ornament catalogue (inappropriately titled the "Dreambook") becomes available in Hallmark stores. Sane people, of course, have learned to avoid the ornament premiere, thus sparing themselves from seeing the disturbing sight of a poor college student sweating in a Christmas sweater and passing out Christmas cookies when everyone else in the store is walking around in shorts and tank tops.

Customer one: "I've been waiting for the Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments to come out all year!"

Customer two: "Oh yeah? Which ones did you get?"

Customer one: "ALL OF THEM!!"

Customer two: "All of them?! How much did that cost you?!"

Customer one: "Only, like, $800. That's WAY less than last year!"

Customer two: *passes out*

by taekwondoangel1 July 19, 2009

hallmark drinking game

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot.

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.

Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle

Dude, we played the Hallmark Drinking game. So sober bro.

by kingbumii May 4, 2015