holy guacamole

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.

Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.

by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009

guacala!

From the Quechua dialect meaning disgusting. Expression used often in the Ecuadorian community.

Sometimes spelled as "Wacala!"

David was talking about his "man juice" and Pamela's first reaction was "Eww Guacala!"

by BettyHill April 2, 2007

Guacamole Shooter

mix together 2 oz. of beer, a shot of tequila, a splash of Tabasco, and a spoonful of guacamole in a whiskey glass. Shoot it in one gulp or sip it for prolonged gratification.

I bought a friend of mine a Guacamole Shooter for her birthday.

by Duke Superballs March 11, 2009

Guacamole Trail

Discharge form a womens vagina, that is so thick it leaves a greenish trail in her underwear.

Damn girl! You need to get checked! Your vagina left a guacamole trail in your panties

by DirtyBird006 July 13, 2010

Guacamole leg dip

When a white girl shaves her legs down to the point where they’re green

My god Sammy has guacamole leg dip. It looks so bad

by Keona McCnugget March 7, 2019

African Guacamole

When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.

Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.

by Bloodydragonluvr69 June 5, 2016

dirty guacamole

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around

Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

by PeanutButterCumDumpster August 3, 2019