G-greesy

What you call an absolute legend.

Random person: *does something legendary*
Peers: Dang G-greesy

by GrossSock June 19, 2020

The Greensboro Grubglubgobler

When you go to Cookout in Wendover Ave and buy a milkshake. You take the milkshake down the road to Sheetz and proceed to jerk off into the milkshake, and stick your cock inside of it and mix it up. Then you get out of your car and yell “I’m a pretty pretty princess.” If you do this process right, it will summon the Greensboro Grubglubgobler. She is a 500lb homeless meth head that will emerge from behind the Sheetz. When she pulls down her leopard print yoga pants you immediately insert your entire head into her vagina up to your shoulders. She will then proceed to lick the cumshake off your dick while you slowly suffocate inside from the toxic fumes.

I’m going to meet The Greensboro Grubglubgobler tonight. Wanna come?

by Slumpbunks November 18, 2021

Seth Greenshields

When you forcefully are raping someone, then you shove a cucumber up their anus and proceed to make a salad with a "special white sauce", using vegetables that you had forced inside them. You then force them to eat the whole salad

Id be careful or ill Seth Greenshields you!

by B1gD1ckDaddy69 October 17, 2022

Greensburged

When a town is at least 80% destroyed by a tornado or other natural disaster

Awwww shit, sounds like Chapman got Greensburged.

by Jimmy Hoyt June 12, 2008

Ultimate Greebster

An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave

"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"

by IIIIXIII313 November 20, 2007

The Greensboro Dragon

The Greensboro Dragon is a dragon (might actually be a drake has not yet been verified) outside of Greensboro it currently resides much closer to the Greensboro area. This dragon has actually ate roughly 12 cats although some strays may not be accounted for. This is an abnormality as dragons typically slumber during the colder weather but may have had its home caved in from a recent snowfall.
It appears to be 4 feet tall and 10 feet long with a wingspan of 12 feet. It's breed is unknown

The Greensboro Dragon ate my cat

by himang December 17, 2018

Mr. Greepy

Someone who is both Gay and Creepy

That guy watching the kids soccer game is such a Mr. Greepy.

by tough23 March 16, 2010