Goochie Flector

1. A defence mechanism used to deflect a hand used to fondle the double chin.
2. A vaginal exercise

1. "She tried to tickle to my chin and I used the good old Goochie Flector."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."

by Rowdy Rhonda March 2, 2009

Goochando

Gooch in spanish, to chill, hang out with someone or a group of people, or even by yourself.

Facebook Status: "Bout to go goochando with the girls"
"Goochando"

Phone Convo:
Jack: "What you doing brah?"
Nick: "Nothin just got in from Becky's...tired."
Jack: "fuck that, we bout to goochando with her cousin!"
Nick: "Bet! give me 5 minutes!"

Texting:
Boy: "hey baby!"
Girl: "Oh hey! whats up?"
Boy: "Nothing, just trying to see if yo u wanna goochando for a lil bit, catch a flick or something."
Girl: "Ok, ill text when I get out the shower"

by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.

Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.

by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011

Gooch Squish

When one's gooch becomes so cramped up that it must be readjusted by any means possible.

Hayden's Gooch Squish became unbearable and he yelped as the skin was readjusted.

by Big Grundy December 23, 2013

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.

Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.

by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014

gooch goch

A verb, adjective and noun; gooch goch refers to an aggregate of possessions or activities taking place, replacing verbiage for a collective similarity.

Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.

"Susan didn't text me back, she's being such a gooch goch."
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"

by cheekywench June 5, 2017

Gooch soup

the soup made by shaving the gooch of someone and boiling it down to a broth

Yo my nigga can I have some of your gooch soup it looks electric

by Berk_32: May 25, 2018