gooba

An expression of confusion and love. Said to friends when there is nothing else to say but "I have no idea what's going on but I enjoy your company regardless."

ex1
Friend: So, what do you think about the death of "Mary Halstead"?
Me: ...gooba... :(
ex2
Friend: I enjoy Python programming as compared to C++.
Me: Gooba?
ex3
Friend: What do you think about the Raider's offensive lineman blah blah blah...
Me: (interupts) GOOOOOOBAAAHHHH!!

by csl110 October 8, 2012

goober fish

an odd and interesting creature that makes someone enjoy things, a humorous being

"oooh tis a goober fish"

by dubtronics September 11, 2009

Globulate

The act of deep dunking your balls in another's mouth. Similar to tea bagging but globulated balls are in deep....very deep.

Kate: "I was choking on your nuts there darling."
Steve: "Sorry love, I just had an overpowering urge to globulate!"

by Beadle's Pen May 3, 2010

globulars

After not having sex for a long time semen will often clump together forming little jelly balls similar in appearance to topioca pudding.

I hadnt fucked in over a month, my balls were blue and sore...when I finally came on Sallys face I was astonished at the sheer amount of globulars.

by Nova69 November 29, 2006

goofy goober

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!

if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!

by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) January 5, 2008

Goob

A goob is generally someone who is a pleasant person to be around and a genuinely good person. They have caring qualities that most people don't have but wish they could. Most people describe them as "incredible"

Jessica is a total goob

by goooooooooob July 28, 2014

goobutt

A common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (pooping). It can also occur after one poops but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called swass(Literally "sweaty-ass"). Do the human race a favor and just wipe.

I went poop and ran out of toilet paper and now I have goobutt.

I went poop earlier and after I went for a jog and now I have swass.

by jvero-b November 20, 2004