globulars 

After not having sex for a long time semen will often clump together forming little jelly balls similar in appearance to topioca pudding.

I hadnt fucked in over a month, my balls were blue and sore...when I finally came on Sallys face I was astonished at the sheer amount of globulars.

globulars by Nova69 November 29, 2006

Something-a-globular 

The same feeling as "Somewhat-a-globular", except at the same time you wish to rebel against grammar

Oh no! Those people near by used the rebellious Something-a-globular!? What do we do!? Quick. Let us evacuate the country.

Something-a-globular by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

globeular

A term used in describing a chicks titties that are to rounded and curved in a bad way.

man, amanda's boobs are globeular. gross.

globeular by poopdeck101 July 17, 2009

Globular Clusterfuck 

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.

Globular Clusterfuck by AYYFRON June 1, 2010

somewhat-a-globular

"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"

"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"

somewhat-a-globular by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

somewhat-a-globular

A state of mind where one is confused or disorientatated about one's psychological, physical, geographical, social, and/or professional state

"What's this? Where am I? What's going on? Oh no..I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular" said the child as he woke up to find an old fisherman buying fish in front of him.

somewhat-a-globular by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

Globulist

A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles

The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker

Globulist by DocBob February 24, 2013