geesed

In the prehistoric ghoulash of human stew, the god of geesage, "geesed-ton", was sitting beneath a tree when it was suddenly struck with lightning. Geesed-ton went unconscience for quite some time, however when he awakened he found himself enlightened, and instantly realized how one could geese on another. He taught the artform of the geesage to his young apprentice, Dickson Tse, and told the young man to never use the artform against another, for he knew of its true power. One day while Dickson Tse was on his way to Chinatown to retreive some cocktail-buns, he coincidentally crossed paths with Liye Zhang, the god of anti-geesage. In Dickson's conscience he knew that he shouldn't use the power of the geese, but he knew that in this situation his master would do the same. Dickson waged his geesage upon Liye, however Liye was quick to return a quick move of anti-geesage, and from that point on, the war of geesage vs. anti-geesage was engaged. To this day, the only known power to prevail over the art of geesage is the art of wombat copter.

"Oooo Nick Chun got geesed on when his grandmother queefed in his face!"
"Ahhh ferr-gaht to dooo mah dey-teyen-tion too-daaaaaaaaah...geesed!"
"You totaled your truck on the freeway, really tho? Damn you got geesed on."
"No offense, but Nagasaki got majorly geesed on by a nuke in WWII..."

by Geeser March 20, 2005

Gees a gobble

Scottish translation:

--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble

In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.

Hey there girl, fancy gees a gobble?

by Saha.A October 13, 2008

geekout

The act of engaging in intense and excited conversation over a highly technical topic or otherwise geeky subject. The term alludes to the intimacy of a makeout session, wherein the participants relish in one another's expertise in the subject.

The two wanted to geekout when they realized they were both huge fans of battlestar galactica.

by asherp October 17, 2008

geeboo

Intentional mispronunciation of the french word for owl (hibou). Smarty, witty, intelligent.

I aced my exam. I'm so geeboo.

by vtcick December 14, 2008

geesed

A popular website featuring pictures of geese. Run by CEO Ryan Goosling.

Have you been to Geesed.com today, shit's funny.

by Ryan Goosling June 28, 2012

geesh

When someone does something geesh/weird, immature and embarrassing, that means they are a geesh.

For instance, if one is to act tough in front of a crowd or an individual by doing something they have never previously done for the good of the group or person.
question"you got any spliff"
response "shut up you geesh"
question "woah I feel wavy don"
response "you're a geesh"

by lou_xgxin August 24, 2016

Geekotist

Conjunction of Geek + Egotist = Geekotist. A sci-if, fantasy, comic book know-it-all. A braggart who can't help but judge those who haven't risen to their level of geekdom.

Adj. Geekotistical

"I can't believe you don't know who directed Episode 27 of Star Trek Next Gen!" Sneered the geekotist.

"I'm not some kind of geekotist who can identify the obscure villain in the teaser clip after the credits in that X-Men movie!"

by Ana Marquis July 19, 2014