Gloofy

A feeling of gloom while simultaneously feeling goofy

Jacks realization that he was fucking with a trannie had him feeling a little Gloofy.

by Nav11 July 25, 2018

Gloom Monger

A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.

Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.

by TonyG70 January 18, 2011

gloom juice

slang term for mans semen.

DAMMIT! I just shot ma gloom juice all over the avon catalouge. My mum is gonna be spewing!

by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

Glodir

Fresh, lumpy, cyst like, fat substance, and yellow tinted cum shot. This happens when pre-cum fails to lubricate the old urethra.

"Hey remember last night at the party?"
"No, but I woke up wit one hell of a glodir on my forehead"
"Yea, sorry that was me."

by Juicy carrots June 19, 2009

glond

To remove a word from the English language.

Due to this overwhelming evidence I am going ON THE RECORD as glonding "glond" as NOT A WORD, either now or EVER IN THE FUTURE.

by Manniresky December 8, 2010

ruby gloom

a very special person, however, she tends to steal things, especially trainers. but if she does then we tell the teacher, don't we ruby gloom????

person one i.e juzzman: wheres my pencilcase???
person 2: i duno mebe ruby gloom has it

by ruby gloom stealer January 12, 2005

Gloob

someone on an MMORPG such as Runescape who is quite clearly a n00b but seems to gloat about everything they have and how rich they are.

lvl 49 enters room with full adamant gold trim and says to a lvl 60 'you suck I've got betta armour than u' where the lvl 60 would reply 'No u haven't, gold trim is better than normal adamant'. Lvl 49 says 'yes it does'. lvl 60 says 'WTF u gloob'.

by hobgoblinpie January 24, 2008