Fuckron

The APPROPRIATE nickname of the current Prsident of France, Macron

Fuck him.

Emmanuel Fuckron

by #LGCC9CCPP August 1, 2021

Fuckton

Five metric shit-loads.

I bet she has seen a FUCKTON of dick.

by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 17, 2022

fuckton

A fuckton is 2000 dry hump pounds or 2k dh lbs. Since dry humping requires the same effort of force and resistance to gravity as lifting any amount of ass mass at 1.0 g at sea level as free of ass mass does at 1.0g at sea level scientific conversion of fucktons to metric fucktons uses the same conversion constant value as tons converted to metric tons. In the United States if you put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in a dryer rated in regular fucktons at sea level your clothes will not dry in the specified amount of time for said fuckton value. You'll just be dry humping for much longer than you estimated...

"I knew I shouldn't have put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in the dryer.. It's only able to handle a single fuckton. I'm definitely going to be dry humping it out the door now."

by Tokensei December 15, 2022

fuckmonster

the monster who tries buttfucking you when you drop something on the floor (not dat ass)

yo this fuckmonster makin my back ache

by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023

Fucklong

Longer, larger, or weightier than you, personally, care to measure.

I don't remember high school, it was a fucklong ago, I only remember the salient points and events.

by notmeunderanycircumstance November 18, 2023

Fuckong

Fucking do it bitch!

That's an awesome Airbnb, fuckong!

by MsCreant1 April 12, 2024

fuckmoney

the money Rob Liefeld got to return to Marvel Comics after cofounding Image Comics

Marvel gave Rob fuckmoney to get him to come back

by kurtcobainofcomics July 21, 2025