Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

fobster

a person that just arrived from a foreign country especially from india that has not yet adapted to western culture.

my friend is a fobster he still wears clothes from india to work, turban and everything

by doh78 July 8, 2011

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

foster parents

A person who acts as parent and guardian for a child in place of the child's natural parents but without legally adopting the child

Boy1: I love my foster parants
Boy2: Really? What about your birth parants
Boy1: They abandoned me so I don't care, my foster parents care about me enough to worry to much

by Anai Bloodedge January 26, 2017

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017