abraham ford

A rare sub-species of ginger previously believed to be extinct. Complete badass which often is seen with an M16 rifle. Particularly enjoys killing zombies

Abraham ford could very easily rip you apart

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

Andrew’s Ford Escape

Basically a brothel on 4 wheels

Hey did you see Andrew’s Ford Escape?
Yeah I parked next to that mobile porn set the other day

by RyanLuvsCaps October 26, 2022

rob ford

Crack Cocaine

Ie.

Mike: Yo b what's the flex tonight?

FTB: Yo reach my house brah, we gonnna smoke that Rob Ford 'n shit!

Mike: You RUST!

by Torontonian121 December 8, 2013

Fardonkle

When one deficates into anothers hardhat.

Hey buddy, I know your the new guy but you better watch out, only time will tell when your gonna get fardonkled.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009

Ford mustang

Owned by impotent dudes going thru a midlife crisis. More often or not has poor driving skills and is unfit to operate a Prius. Often see these clowns doing burnouts, losing control, then curb kissing their front bumper.

Ford mustang is the official car of curb kissing.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

fardo

The feeling of embarrassment you have for someone when they can't feel embarrassed themselves.

John was filled with an inescapable sense of fardo at his drunken sister's wedding.

by Mickey December 4, 2003

Melyssa Ford

One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.

Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.

Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004