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Turd Flapper

n: Someone who flaps their lips nonstop but nothing but shit comes out of their mouth. The "shit" could be gossip, half truths, misinformation, or lies. Very common in social clicks and the work place.
v: The act or art of Turd Flapping.
Dude, who is the biggest Turd Flapper lately? (In a whisper, Homelslice be like Jeff G.)
Agree Bro! Agree! SO much shit comes out of his mouth, I made him a toilet paper tie.

Yo Dawg, I think she considers Kegel exercises and Turd Flapping during meetings exercise. Homegirl needs a yoga mat.
by kungfumermaid September 23, 2016
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Turtle Flipper

The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis
I couldnt afford any weed so i gave dad a turtle flipper.
by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017
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Dolphin flipper

A turd that gets stuck half way out of your ass and won’t come out no matter how hard you push or squeeze
Man that was a rough shit I had a dolphin flipper hanging out of my ass
by lsduser2000 November 6, 2022
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Brazilian Flopper

"Brazilian Flopper" also known as professional Brazilian football player "Neymar" is a term joked by many football fans and social media for Neymar's outrageous dives while playing professionalized football. It is also known to be criticizing him for overreacting on a dive, even though it could be a minor dive, thinking that Neymar would be "overreacting".
John: Do you know who ghosts in Saudi and is a Brazilian Flopper?

Chris: Who is it?
John: ITS THE BRAZILIAN NEYMAR!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023
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Flip-flopper

An extremely annoying synonym for a hyporite. Being used to death for insulting John Kerry.
I don't like Kerry at all, but Christ they need to stop saying "flip-flopper"! He's a hypocrite, so what else is new in politics?
by Proud Centrist September 5, 2004
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Flipper

An 80s hardcore-noise-punk band, notorious for drinking and vandalizing the East Bay area more than actually playing. At one time, San Francisco's Clipper Street was constantly being spraypainted "Flipper Street", presumably by band members. Dead fish logos are still visible in some parts of Frisco (Other notable places to find their fish logo include the Berlin Wall, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Wall of China, and the bathroom at the Vatican in Rome.).

Their most notable album, "Generic Flipper", is known to be one of Nirvana vocalist Kurt Cobain's favorite albums.
"COME ON! THIS IS ROCK N ROLL! THIS IS THE PUNK WOODSTOCK! THIS IS THE INFATUATION OF THE NATION! THIS IS...the end of the show." - Bruce Loose, Flipper vocalist, "lyrics" from the song "Ever"
by St. Mike January 25, 2007
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Mudd-Flapper

When someone is giving you head and you fart.
Tom: "I totally gave Sarah a Mudd-Flapper last night."
Dave: "Dude, I did that to yer mom too!"
by Buulok August 22, 2008
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