flashlight

Useful for Robbing a house

A Flashlight Makes It Alot Crisper clear Cleaner And Crystal Like Clear Like Saranwrap You S.O What?

by Hollenhammer May 13, 2005

Flushing Fetish

A fetish where someone is aroused by their (usually beloved) possessions being flushed down the toilet. Often also involves the possessions being pissed on, shit on, or used to wipe one's ass after shitting.

Tim: Remember what I said I was into?
Claire: Oh yes, I remember your flushing fetish. I'll be flushing your cute little stuffed animal you love so much down the toilet soon. I'll even poop on it if you want, then use your stupid posters for toilet paper.

Literally everybody else: Wtf?

by WeirdFetishGuy October 28, 2019

flashing kites

An incognito way of saying you are going to engage in the act of smoking pot. Term originally coined in the duke city often used when engaging in either telephone or other easily eavesdropped means of communication.

Yo man whatchu ya'll doing right now?

Flashing kites man. We got some kill.

by g.c. baby January 7, 2010

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022

Flushing soup

Flushing soup is the act of one's sperm being flushed down the toilet, whether it be directly from the penis or from a mouth.

I caught my boyfriend flushing soup the other day and boy was he embarrassed!

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses May 5, 2009

flushing your aces

Getting rid of or losing something highly valuable.

Example - Flushing Your Aces: Man, that poor sucker really flushed his aces when he broke up with her.

by JingleberryJones January 27, 2020

Flashlight

A flashlight (US, CA) or torch (UK, AU) is a portable hand-held electric lamp. Formerly, the light source typically was a miniature incandescent light bulb, but these have been displaced by light-emitting diodes (LEDs) since the mid-2000s. A typical flashlight consists of the light source mounted in a reflector, a transparent cover (sometimes combined with a lens) to protect the light source and reflector, a battery, and a switch, all enclosed in a case.

The invention of the dry cell and miniature incandescent electric lamps made the first battery-powered flashlights possible around 1899. Today, flashlights use mostly light-emitting diodes and run on disposable or rechargeable batteries. Some are powered by the user turning a crank, shaking the lamp, or squeezing it. Some have solar panels to recharge the battery. Flashlights are used as a light source outdoors, in places without permanently installed lighting, during power outages, or when a portable light source is needed.

In addition to the general-purpose, hand-held flashlight, many forms have been adapted for special uses. Head- or helmet-mounted flashlights designed for miners and campers leave both hands free. Some flashlights can be used under water or in flammable atmospheres.

Person 1: It's too dark! What will we do?
Person 2: I know, we will use this flashlight that I pulled out of my ass

by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 4, 2023