The Filipino Filling

The act of a small filipino boy filling his pants with shit after eating at Panera whilst sitting in his father's car in the middle of a Best Buy parking lot.

Aaron is the master of the Filipino Filling!

by Ociotsa February 4, 2020

Technology Budget Filibuster

The business tactic of stalling and forcing technology engineers to provide redundant documentation and plans in the hopes of dragging the project out so it will not have to be funded despite already being approved.

"Could you please provide a more detailed project plan" asked Freddy

"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard

"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.

by archyis July 7, 2009

Filipino Invite

A non invite. A invitation to an event that was never offered as there is no intent for the inviter to actually have the potential invitee attend.

J: Hey did you invite Jim to your party?
M: No, he got the ole Filipino Invite.

by Omega Sweat January 6, 2012

Filipino Toothbrush

An act of slowly pushing a dental toothbrush into the penis hole of a Filipino man. Usually, the man is 28-43 years of age. After the toothbrush is fully inserted, the person who's pushing it it in must take it out but with the brushing side facing the opposite way of its entry. There must be a slight twist of the hand while doing this. Nine times out of ten the Filipino man will request for an electric toothbrush to fully satisfy his sexual needs. If you choose to use the electric one, only turn it on once it is 3/4 of the way in the penis. Any later or sooner and the Filipino man will violently assault you with freshly caught salmon. But do not fret, all you need to do is start to brush your own teeth with the electric toothbrush and then he will follow your every command.

Joe: "Hey can I do a Filipino Toothbrush really quick?"
Lorenzo: "No man, I got to get ready for school and need to brush my teeth!"
Joe: "No worries! I'm quick, we can skip to the electric to start!"
Lorenzo: "Alright, bet!"

by 6ix9ineIsDaddy November 7, 2018

filipino twist

The Filipino twist originates in Lancaster, PA, where two men with feet on the floor, twist backwards into a backbridge, then the a girl jerks off both men while doing a splits. The girls legs are then in between both men’s legs. First one to nut yells, Filipino!

Yo Brandon, let’s do the Filipino twist with Caroline!

by LancasterLofts November 13, 2020

Karaoke Filibuster

Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.

That guy's performance of Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love" was a total karaoke filibuster.

by swag99 April 30, 2010

Filipino fingers

Someone who has wildly fast fingers, they come in handy when playing Madden or Guitar Hero. Deriving from Filipinos' ability to use the juke stick and keep running without skipping a beat.

Nate: Dude I just beat "Raining Blood on expert"

Ryan: Damn you and your Filipino fingers!

by ChimRicholds December 25, 2009