Festifull

1. the inability to partake in live music events in the days or time following a celebration or fest.

2. a relentless state of exhaustion following a periodic commemoration, anniversary, or celebration.

3. perpetual bitterness and withdrawal following a period or program of festive activities, cultural events, or entertainment.

4. the antithesis of gaiety; revelry; merrymaking.

5. fuck you.

Girl: "Hey, welcome back from Coachella! Want to go to a show with me tonight?"
Boy: "No way, bitch... I'm fucking festifull"

by Wordsmith Extraordinaire AD April 17, 2013

FESTINE

to bring together a party of people, unity, family, equality

I'm about to take my friends to the Festine.

by festthebest February 9, 2023

Chuck fest

The month long celebration of Chuck prior to a season premiere which involves recruiting new viewership, re-watching old episodes, and just generally GETTING FUCKING PUMPED. Chuck fest is mandatory for all human beings.

No, Mom! I thought the video said Chuck fest!

by Rickboy December 16, 2009

Slosh Fest

the over drinking of an alcoholic substance at a party, resulting in more then 90% of the population being FUUUCKED UPP

Come to Amanda's party.. it's such a slosh fest

by Adjsakld July 18, 2010

Bagel fest

A bagel fest refers to a place filled with a majority of women. It is a derrivitive of the term 'sausage fest' when one enters a place or event and a majority of men are present.

John walks into a bar, it is very busy with mostly women, and states to his friends: "it's a right bagel fest in here!"

by Bronte July 5, 2012

Canoe Fest

The gathering of mostly women at one location. The opposite of a sausage fest.

The studio audience for yesterday's Ellen show looked like a Canoe Fest!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022