Fassels

If you don't want to say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Dammit, Bitch, or anything else, just substitute the word "Fassels!" It works for everything! Let's say there's this very bitchy girl, go by her and call her a Fassel. She won't know what you mean but you will.

-Shelly

1.) Hey fasshole! What's up?

Substituting:Ass

2.) Hey bestie! You know how much of a fassel you are?

Substituting:Bitch

3.) God-fassel!

Substituting:Damn

4.) (My favorite) FASSELS!!!

Substituting:Fuck

by shaykay1995 October 19, 2010

Fassy 'ole

An absolute dick.

Used mainly in london and areas around london such as Guildford.

Rob is a complete Fassy 'ole

by Ruths' hot February 11, 2010

fasso

Containing both elements of being fascinating and boss at the same time.

Perpetuates new trend in hybreviation

I am not too sure why jenny looks so fasso today. Maybe it's that new dress she's wearing.

I love that myspace, it's so fasso right now.

by PJ McNiggles February 27, 2008

Fasses

Sharing a face and ass simultaneously which is sexier than two elephant seals going at it.

"How's our fasses doing today?"

by KikenIMVU December 10, 2013

fasstacular

An adjective when you see an ass so fat that it stuns you out of your mind.

Holy shit, look at the science teacher, she has one fasstacular ass!

by w00tmongrel July 14, 2005

fassy

a hybrid between the two colloquialisms for vagina; fanny and pussy.
It is therefore no surpise that a fassy is girly, camp, flakey, stroppy, hormonal, anal, possibly gay and carries many womanly traits

a fassy, person who will throw a girlish strop if something is not done exactly to their taste.
a person who winges continuously

by jokes November 7, 2006

Fassy

Fast + easy = fassy

Something that is fast and easy.

For me, writing is fassy.

by Pied_Piper415 October 20, 2008