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by Keeper of Critters January 27, 2017
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Karen was in a righteous fury after reading the 50 facts about women, until she realized that no one who matters actually believes it.
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Embracing the lifestyle of a fat people
Even though she was skinny at the time, I could tell she was starting to embrace fattism as she plunged her face into her second scoop of ice cream
by angstd April 17, 2009
Get the fattism mug.A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.
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I was playing Red Faction Guerrilla last night and I blew up the supports on this building and killed like 6 bad guys inside it was SICK.
by Aic4ever December 23, 2009
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either after or before she reads 50 facts about women.
either after or before she reads 50 facts about women.
Come on do you honestly think it's gonna be that easy to find what our weaknesses are simply by clicking 50 facts about men?
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