Exploding Mom Disease

A disease that causes moms to spontaneously combust at any given moment. It is currently without a cure
“Dude, why would you say that? My mom has exploding mom disease!! I bet you feel horrible now…”
by Roman Atwood July 5, 2022
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Dick About To Explode

Daniel Friendman
Don't touch him, he might jizz at any moment
by zoma March 19, 2003
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Exploding Head Syndrome

A common sensation where one perceives the sound of an explosion, the feeling of a brick hitting their face, or another abrupt sensory impulse that jolts them awake, only to realize they were imagining it. This typically occurs as one is about to fall asleep, when one begins to dream before their body can enter a state of nocturnal atonia.
1: "...gah!!"
2: "Holy shit...! You good, babe?"
1: "Ah... yeah, I'm fine. Just an instance of exploding head syndrome."
2: "Well, good thing your head didn't actually explode, eh?"
1: "Heh... definitely."
by Inlovewithabsol September 9, 2023
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exploding fist pump

An expressive hand gesture in which the individual thrusts their hand forward in a fist in front of them; traditionally extended from the chest parallel to the ground outward. At this point the individual expands the fingers, and then retracts their hand while oscillating their fingers individually upward and downward. This motion is typically used to indicate the individuals proposed ease of completion through which an action was purportedly difficult to achieve.
Jerry was so excited that his okcupid profile got 3 profile views that as he was recalling each of their names to his friends he emphasized each with an exploding fist pump.
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Exploding Blue Ballz

the act of strapping plasma granades to your opponents ballz on the game halo.
I gave Ben about 50 Exploding Blue Ballz cuz he sucks ...umm ballz
by K-Squiz May 13, 2004
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Exploding Horny Teenager

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.
Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!
by Tim, Tim, Alex, Nick, Jason January 18, 2009
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exploded hot pocket

An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.
Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.
by I.A Games October 13, 2019
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