Engaging

A euphemistic way to say "fucking."

I've been interested in... engaging with Danielle for since she started snapchatting me.

by TheRealPapiJulo July 4, 2016

engaged to be engaged

A stage in the relationship between a monogamous couple when the members are expected to wed in the near future, but will more likely break up next week.

"Fred and Victoria broke up? I thought they were engaged to be engaged!"
"They were, until he watched Keeping up with the Kardashians and realized that marriages never last."

by sgoodspeed November 28, 2011

engagement party

a sexual act between 2 men in a public toilet cubicle, where once they begin 1 calls the police for a thrill,if they finish and get away before the police arrive it is considered a successful engagement party

Adam and John had a successful engagement party last night,it was 10 minutes after they left that the police arrived to check the toilets

by sticky bucket January 7, 2018

Enganese

When people mix English together with Japanese in things such as songs or general conversation.

"I wanna be free I wanna be free, Aimai na atashi no omoi ga kirei ni nagare ochiru, Waraenai namida no FANDEESHON yurashite suimen mitai ni."
"That Ami Suzuki sure loves her Enganese."

by Jeffers727 October 31, 2008

engauged

The act of being betrothed to a friend of same or opposite sex, with no real intention of ever marrying...unless desperaetion or alcohol take you to such conclusions. Agreeing to marry someone for the fun of being able to shriek that you're getting married, even though you're not. Agreeing to marry someone so you can make imaginary wedding plans that you know will never happen, but sound lovely anyway.

"Kelsey and I proposed to each other with paper clip rings, it was so romantic, now we're engauged."

"Are you coming to the engaugement party? We'll be discussing why we'll end up with bags and cats...and cheat on each other men. There'll be cocktails of course."

"Those crazy bitches got engauged because they're sick of men."

"They're not really getting marrried, they're just engauged for fun."

by Alana Howard February 1, 2008

Engayged

When gay people commit themselves to each other. Usually of short duration until a better opportunity comes along.

Joe: Hey Biff, did you here, those flamers Bruce and Brett are telling people they're Engayged.

Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.

by BigBlackBlick March 24, 2010

Engaged to be voicemailed

The act of being in conversation as if being married to one's phone when given a ring

Although she have him a ring, he was engaged to be voicemailed.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010