Doody Golem

A doody golem is a man-like creature composed entirely of human feces. He or she is molded to look like a human.

Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.

"Yankele, your doody golem is destroying our entire village!"

"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"

"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"

by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009

Oody Doody

a term to describe the parts of a female to perform intercourse with in a derogatory manner. Oody pertaining to vagina and Doody to Anus

"She better give me some oody doody soon...it's been like 6 months!'

by MitNee August 5, 2010

doody

cool, sweet, great

"I'm taking doody rhymes to a brand new height" (Beastie Boys)

by rich November 13, 2003

Doody Balls

Sometimes while taking a shit, your penis touches the inside of a disease laden bowl. To avoid this it is necessary to push your penis and balls further into the toilet. Then you accidently shit on your balls.

The other day I used a public restroom, and I gave myself a severe case of Doody Balls. My balls smelled like shit for days.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 17, 2005

Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.

"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"

by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008

droopy rabbit

The droopy rabbit is where a man pulls his pants down and moons another person while he sticks a carrot up his anus and pulls his balls around so his testacles hang around the carrot. The resulting looks like a rabbit head, with droopy ears, eating a carrot.

I think your gonna give me the droopy rabbit

I have a droopy rabbit

I want a droopy rabbit

I think i need a droopy rabbit tonite

I need to feed my droopy rabbit tonite

by Dr. Droop November 29, 2007

drood

1. A large grouping of squickens.

2. A name for a group of people that stand out as being random, different, and/or obnoxious.

1. BEWARE THE DROOD OF SQUICKENS.

2. The drood that hung out underneath the bleachers were giving each other piggy-back rides again.

by TheHippie. April 28, 2011