Reverse Strawberry Jelly-Filled Doughnut

The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.

Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"

You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"

Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by Joe Kavorski January 19, 2010

glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

by mike e boy September 25, 2005

Waste of doughnut space

Someone who is a "waste of space" and a "doughnut".

Pat: "I forgot that book you wanted"
Howard: "You're a waste of doughnut space"

by BusWaver June 26, 2008

doughnut bert

The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.

boy: "I bought doughnuts at the store yesterday"

Glambert: "omg! doughnut bert!"

by youreaglambert October 20, 2010

dry dogging it

a term describing masturbation without lotion.

using just the skin of the penis

ex. dude he just whipped it out and started jerkin?
yup no lotion either he was dry dogging it

by buttfuckmageee March 30, 2011

raw doggin'

To go "raw dog". To have sex without a condom

what is this painful, smelly discharge? maybe I shouldn't be raw doggin it with strangers

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

doggin' it

Being a lazy-ass hoser, procrastinating.

Stop dogging it and get down to work!

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004