DoobieDowner

A stoner that smokes too much weed and is always all up in their feelings....

Dude needs to get up out of his feelings and stop being a Doobiedowner.

That Doobiedowner needs to smoke less weed.

by NEZZY2122 February 22, 2023

DoobieBoobie

Those who smoke dope and their breasts become boobs as pot decreases a mans testosterone.

For men that didn't smoke weed, the average testosterone level was almost double what it was for men who did smoke. Guys who did smoke marijuana had an average T-level of about 416, while the non-smokers hit about 724. Men are now getting plastic surgery to fix their breasts.

What happened to Jeff's chest? When he went from looking fit and chiseled to needing to wear a bra! Is he a transexual now? Turns out he developed DoobieBoobies. He did not know what a DoobieBoobie was until now.

Andy was so upset, he could not understand why he was growing breasts! Freaked out he went to the doctor to learn that his smoking pot was lowering his testosterone levels and increasing his estrogen. He stopped doing pot but the boobs stayed. Now he has to go to a plastic surgeon to fix the problem for thousands of dollars. The DoobieBoobie is a trap.

by a2hdesign November 14, 2022

Oobie doobie

Two male cats, aggressively fucking on top of a bail of hay.

We don't need them too oobie doobie all of my hay!

by Remrem500 March 4, 2017

oobie doobie chip

A small disk inserted into the back of someone’s neck.

William needs that oobie doobie chip for his behavior.

by Shmo January 27, 2018

The Doobie Brothers

That one band that sounds like marijuana. Especially songs like "Black Water", Listen to the Music" and "What a Fool Believes".

Well, well. If it isn't The Doobie Brothers.

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

Alabama Doobieshmargle

When you fuck a black guy in the ass using a blunt covered with splooge, and shit comes out of the guy's ass onto the blunt.

"Did you hear about Cletus? He had an Alabama Doobieshmargle last night! It rocked!"

by Forton Smork June 16, 2023

Doobie

1.the butt end of a joint.
2.hebrew definition: teddy bear.

1. Dude... dont hog that doobie... puff puff pass! It is almost gone!
2. I love to cuddle my doobie when I am stoned before I fall asleep!

by David July 28, 2004