Long-distance Relationship

A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.

Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.

by Sinkes January 1, 2009

Distance

Stupid stupid word and thing that slowly kills peopl.e It really sucks and shouldn't exist.

Distance sucks

by Distance hater June 6, 2017

Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

by trets May 7, 2009

disconcerting

Unsure of your feelings . Often known as a confusing , bipolar human being that makes others feel unwanted at times and so wanted at other times .

Susan: he hasn't even texted me back since last night

Karen: wtf why hasn't he?
Susan: I don't know he's just so disconcerting

by rainbowkittylove March 29, 2017

Distance 10's

Girls who from a distance appear very sexy looking but end up being ugly close up.

Nah she's one of them Distance 10's

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Distance Totty

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation

Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty

by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013

Distance

A word white girls don’t seem to understand.

“Come on, I know it’s a virus but we’ll only be like 154 people.”

“Omg, you are such a wack, it’s not like distance does anything.”

by Fuck stupid people May 1, 2020