Gnome Diving

The act of shoving a garden gnome up ones urethera.

I'm into gnome diving. That's pretty kinky

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

Washington Dolphin Diving

The process of setting up croquet rings and running slightly crouched through them so that your penis can slip through them and lift them from the ground in rapid succession.

Bill: "Hey look at Tim over there! He's quite good at Washington Dolphin Diving!"

Robert: "Yeah look at him tear those fuckers straight outta the ground!"

by I0I00 July 5, 2011

Deep C diving at dawn

Sleepy morning deep cunt sex with your wife - when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.

Matt: You look tired mate.

Gus: I know, I was woken early by the wife and ended up deep C diving at dawn. Beans for breakfast, it's set me up for the day.

by Floogals November 27, 2016

disingratiate

to knowingly act in a way that brings oneself out of the favor of another

Stevenson was chewing loudly, smearing McNuggets on his face, and flatulating while his friend was trying to perform legal research. Way to disingratiate yourself, Stevenson.

by stevenson7 January 13, 2009

sidewalk diving

An act of murder or suicide involving being thrown or throwing oneself off a building and landing on the street below.

Guy went sidewalk diving, Friday night. I don't think he was alone when it happened.

by DepotMan January 16, 2009

Mexican whale diving

While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.

While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!

by mexican whale diving November 17, 2013