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by BLKSHP March 5, 2011
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Dickmatized

When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.
Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”

Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?

Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
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dickrash

A guy who when he talks to girls changes the pitch of his voice and acts gay. Also has a rash on his dick.
Rashaad is a dickrash for not chilling with us
by noobsmallwang March 20, 2011
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Dicktator

by HottStuff6969 February 15, 2003
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dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.
Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.
by gorillaface November 5, 2007
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Dicktation

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.
Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation
by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016
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dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.
(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!
by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006
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