The state you're in after deciding to give up living on this shitty planet ( Walk towards the light)
Me: So what happened to the maths teacher?
RandomGuy1: Don't worry we won't be seeing him again
Me: Uhhhhh? what do you mean?
RandomGuy2: What he(RandomGuy1) means is that he(HatedMathsTeacher) be dead.
RandomGuy1: Don't worry we won't be seeing him again
Me: Uhhhhh? what do you mean?
RandomGuy2: What he(RandomGuy1) means is that he(HatedMathsTeacher) be dead.
by READIT!!! March 1, 2018

by VIBETONTG January 3, 2020

by Pasta La Vista January 12, 2019

Deadness is when you are so tired; either from taking so many sedatives or from just being so fucking tired it's unreal!
Deadness
Deadness
Niall P: What's up with you cockmeist, you seem agitated...
Owen L: Nothin', just pure deadness right now, probably need a ciggie.
Owen L: Nothin', just pure deadness right now, probably need a ciggie.
by Owen Lang & Niall Phillips April 27, 2017

A verb meaning to act in an angry, hateful, resentful and/or uptight way.
Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.
Forms are: dead, dead·ing
***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.
Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.
Forms are: dead, dead·ing
***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.
Mr. Burgio: GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE QUIET DOWN I'M TRYING TO TEACH HERE. IF YOU WANT TO TALK I WILL SEND YOU DOWN TO THE OFFICE AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
Phil: Jesus, don't dead.
Phil: Jesus, don't dead.
by JoyBoy November 13, 2012

1) to no longer breathe, have a pulse, or being unable to continue to be alive.
2) refering to something that is no longer cool or good. Or that has never been.
3) in trouble, started as an exaggeration but now is completely literal
4) electronic that no longer works
5) anything that no longer works or is broken
6) anything that you can't figure out how to use and you want to blame the thing
2) refering to something that is no longer cool or good. Or that has never been.
3) in trouble, started as an exaggeration but now is completely literal
4) electronic that no longer works
5) anything that no longer works or is broken
6) anything that you can't figure out how to use and you want to blame the thing
1) My dog is dead
2) I wish I hadn't gone, that was so dead.
3) When my girlfriend finds out I'm gonna be so dead.
4) My phone is dead.
5) Dude, my hand died!
6) Dammit I hate my laptop it is totally dead!
2) I wish I hadn't gone, that was so dead.
3) When my girlfriend finds out I'm gonna be so dead.
4) My phone is dead.
5) Dude, my hand died!
6) Dammit I hate my laptop it is totally dead!
by jmuhahaha March 13, 2008
