Up A Dress

For Example, if you like a teacher you would say: Sir I Up A Dress You 1000.
The number refers to how much you like the person, the higher the number the more you like them
by Wavid Daliams March 17, 2019
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Dress Code

A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.
Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded.
Person 2- The dress code stinks!
by lexi4567 September 15, 2021
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Dressed for trade

A description of a woman wearing tight and/or revealing clothing, with (un)suitable hair, makeup, shoes and jewellry, making her appear like a prostitute seeking clients.

The term does not imply that she actually is a working girl, merely that she is dressed blatantly to attract men; it can be used perjoratively by other women about somneone they assess as better dressed or more attractive than themselves - the object of their ire does not necessarilty look sleazy or cheap.


"Oh my God, look at Kitty ! I mean, boots, fishnets and a miniskirt ?"

"That bitch is dressed for trade, you'd better get Mike out of here, they used to date and she's obviously on the prowl again."
by Eighth of Seven April 09, 2009
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salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”
by 9tea December 01, 2021
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gosford dress

Very short dress - close to The Entrance
(Aussie Joke)
Burt: "Jeez, there's a heap of chicks in Gosford dresses here tonight"

Dick: "Yeah mate, when that one took her last pool shot I saw The Entrance"

Rosie: "I don't get it..."
by KrapKunt October 18, 2013
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The Dress Syndrome

A form color blindness, typically causing the colors of white/gold to be slurred or confused with the colors blue/black.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? Wait... I have The Dress Syndrome. Hmm. Interesting.
by Asultri March 09, 2015
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Dress shoes

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.
by 5678m February 03, 2022
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