crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

Crooked Vagina

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse

Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina

by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008

Ray Crook

A kid who is a serious lightweight and after one beer or one shot he's hammered.

Sam:Who is that kid? He's pulling a Ray Crook!

Mark:Oh that's Adam Schmidt, after his one beer he was wasted. He already threw up twice

by ALowrie October 17, 2011

crook guts

A jarro-ism. Meaning you ate an off chicken sandwich from the servo.

Jarro says “that sandwich gave me crook guts”

by Accountability January 17, 2018

crook of the foot

The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.

I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.

by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015