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credit card test

It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.
Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.
by somemoron August 5, 2007
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Cendric

Somethig you use to persuade or threaten somebody to do somethig
Or could be used torwards your best friends in a joking manner.
I'm going to beat the cendric out of you!
by themidnightwriter2 March 30, 2011
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full credit

A way of getting around saying you got 100 on a test when a classmate asks what you got so you don't sound like you're bragging.
BRAGGING
Phil: What did you get on that pre-calc test?
Bob: YEAH! I GOT 100!!!... What did you get?
Phil: Fuck you, lucky bastard... I failed that shit, man...

NOT BRAGGING
Phil: What did you get on that pre-calc test?
Bob: Oh... actually, I got full credit.
Phil: Oh...
by FecalMatterTruffles November 12, 2010
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Mexican credit card

A siphon hose. Instead of paying for gas, simply help yourself to another motorist's fuel. Form of credit has disappeared with the advent of locking gas caps
"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."

"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."
by leGrandFromage February 13, 2013
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Microsoft Credge

Slang term for the new Chromium version of their failed Microsoft Edge browser.
Does that mean Microsoft Credge will get the crappy scrolling and touch input of Chrome?
by VinDSL March 23, 2019
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producer credit in smurf porn

a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...
playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment

jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
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credit card

Plastic passport to debt slavery. Let's face it, if you can't afford something by direct debit, does it make sense to take out a high interest loan for it? If you can't afford to pay for it now, will you be able to pay even more shortly later?

Madness! Credit cards lead to spiraling debt by encouraging a buy now, PAY through the roof later culture. Ease of use helps people forget that they're spending hard money, moreso than cash.

Can be ruthless in reclaiming spiraling debt, people have become bankrupt and lost house and home because of credit cards.

Often seduce impressionable people with an array of asthetic/colour options, promoting it as a fashion item to be flouted!
FACT: The collective personal debt of Britain is now around one trillion Pounds (£); that's greater than the entire external debt of Africa, Asia and Latin America combined! Talk about a credit card culture. The bubble will burst, with mass reposessions etc.
by davetwocombs May 14, 2007
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