Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"

by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010

camfap

The pinnacle of the modern sexual relationship, where two people mutually masturbate with each other via webcam.

Hey sexy, how about a little camfap when I get home from work?

by imby July 1, 2011

Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016

clamfoot

Clamfoot is the opposite of foot fever.

Clam foot is when you have cold feet

Foot fever is when your feet are hot.

Emily check my feet for foot fever they feel hot.

Dad your feet are not hot but rather cold. I think you have clamfoot.

by Dr. Footfever August 26, 2018

Craft of Gaming

Some stupid teenagers who think they're cool

Oh look! It's Craft of Gaming. I'm a huge fan!

by SkullxCrusher4 March 5, 2022

crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’

crafternoon

duh

by scmat August 23, 2022

Clamface

The female version of Dickface... where she's being such a cunt it shows on her face... usually spotted on a Karen's face while bitching at a manager

Look here get your upturned clamface the fuck out of here... your not my supervisor!

by Mrs.C.Baird August 11, 2023