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Dirty Conques

This act is when you roofie a female on her period. At the time of sedation, You proceed to have sex with her and fill her already bleeding vagina with semen and piss. As she sleeps, use your cock to stir the fluids inside the vagina which will make a nice creamy mixture. You then use your fingers as paint sticks and proceed to write ancient hyroglifics on her face.
Look.... Michelle passed out. Let’s give her a dirty conques.
by Tbonemac June 13, 2019
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danish croquette

When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.
Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.
by GekkieNietGekkie May 31, 2019
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World conquest staff

The World conquest staff of the popular roblox game "World conquest" is either full of the most chad people to ever live, like: Phoenix, Marqet, Travel Zap, Tsarvich, Saul, Veronica, sergeant and may others
Or the most virgin mother fuckers in the entire planet like: Harvestann Melvinism Liliez

(nooruallah its in his own category)
Person 1: Man i hate the world conquest staff
Person 2: I love it
by The gym bro May 2, 2023
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Divide and Conquer

When a chick plays hard to get in the bedroom, so the dude/other chick has to fight to divide the legs, thus conquering funkytown.
Man Ashley, I haven't played Divide and Conquer for a whole two hours. I'm bout to conquer that action like Cortez and the Aztecs.
by Lazy Skank February 13, 2009
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conquel

a movie or story that happens at the same time as a previously-issued movie or story. Not before -- that would be a prequel. Not after -- that would be a sequel. But THE SAME TIME -- that's a conquel.
"The Lion King 1 1/2" is a conquel of "The Lion King."
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2009
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croquembouche

1. A tower or pyramid of bite-size cream puffs coated and held in place with caramelized sugar.

2. A tower of awesomeness.

3. Epic cooking.

4. Whitney is in the house.
Everyone wants to be great, but only epic ones dare the croquembouche!
by greek tree June 29, 2011
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Coquette

The coquette aesthetic is feminine, delicate, vintage, and soft.

Coquette girls are young, thin and beautiful. They like to use light pink or white ribbons in their long, soft, flowy, blonde or brown hair. They wear minimal make up on their clear, pale skin, perhaps some lip gloss and blush occasionally.

She wears cute clothes, usually from places like Brandy Melville, in neural, light colors.

They enjoy eating healthy meals and doing Pilates to maintain their slim, ballerina-like bodies. Her vintage vanity desk is littered with dainty jewelry and perfumes. "Lolita" by Vladimir Nabokov sits on her bedside table along with a vintage, silver and mother of pearl hairbrush.

She loves Sofia Coppola films and idolizes Nina from "Black Swan", young Lana del Rey, and Lily Collins.
I want to be as fit and dress as cute as Lily Rose, she is so coquette!
by traitorjoes February 27, 2023
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