covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.

I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!

by Tommyttt August 9, 2022

constipated

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

i need to take a dump but im constipated

by georgy weorgy July 15, 2007

Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017

Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.

" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."

by Borta58 December 18, 2012

constigator

someone who is always constantly instigating things

He's always trying to stir up trouble. He needs to stop being a constigator

by Dblitz July 20, 2010

Constipatarian

A person so full of bullshit they never run out of bullshit stories or ideas. This word was created on Paltalk in July 2011 by lil_ms_covington. There are derivatives of this word. Contipatarianism is the constant practice of spewing bullshit. Constipatarianism may be practiced in both in the real world or through the anonymity of the internet.

Richard Nixon, throughout his political career, was quite the constipatarian. Through his Watergate scandal, much of Washington practiced constipatarianism.

by im_his_pumpkin July 24, 2011

Constipation

Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom

'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'

by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese July 25, 2018