confused penis

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

by turtle<3 September 10, 2005

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sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
http://i3.tinypic.com/vyky9s.jpg

john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

by as if i'd tell you August 29, 2008

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Confussed

Adverb: to be so confused you have forgotten what you were originally confused about.

Ex: A: "I hit a lil snag."
B: "I don't know how much modeling is gonna pay. What happened?"
A: "I'm not really sure wait"
B: "mm"
A: "I'm confussed"

by SenorLoco May 25, 2021

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confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

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Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.

*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."

by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011

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