Compton Silly Straw

The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and no shame about having your penis touching another man's cock.

So to start off, you and three friends need to find a girl who would be down with a gang bang- or three on one action. After foreplay, or whatever you like to do, you perform the Compton Silly.

The three men participating in the orgy stand next to each other, forming a half circle around the girl. With string, yarn, or any type of rope, (preferably hemp rope) the males tie and bind their penis' together in unison to form one giant penis. While working together, the three male participants shove their three bound dicks up the girls vagina.

As if playing twister, the three men have sex with the one woman with their dicks tied together until orgasm.

Dude, you're not going to believe what happened last Saturday at Brad's house. Me, Tad, and Chad met up with Linda and did some kinky shit. Linda couldn't decide who she wanted more so the three of us got out the rubber bands and gave Linda the Compton Silly Straw!

by Fantastic Four, The four December 18, 2008

compton ass eddie

drives ghetto ass s-dime in the streets of compton, while smokin a fat blunt. loves to beat up hoes with a stick of pepperoni after the insult his abnormaly small wang

hoes, s-dime, glocks, and more hoes

by if you only knew March 7, 2005

compton hotpocket

Shitting in a girls/guys ass and using it as lube.

I gave Bovice the compton hotpocket last night.

by Megly Dandersen March 2, 2008

compton mimosa

orange juice mixed with mickeys fine malt liquor over ice.

that nigga is dranking some of that compton mimosa shit again, he is fucked up!

by alcoholic drink, drank, mimosa October 19, 2010

Compton-ass

First a nickname of pro skater Terry Kennedy; later revoked because he's a bitch-ass. Compton-ass refers to bein' straight fuckin true- goofy as shit, no frontin, and smokin doobs and drivin drunk. You gotta be fuckin' model and fuckin' styklin' as all hell to be Copton-ass.

"Zaggs was so fuckin plastered on Friday, but his Compton-ass fuckin drove three kids home, went to Steak n Shake, and THEN bumped Emily at 4:30 Saturday morning!"

by Evan Zaggy November 7, 2004

compton beatdown

The act of nailing a girl doggy style while a few of your buddies beat the shit out of her.

I totally fucked my bitch while a few of my friends stopped by and gave her the compton beatdown, she was jacked.

by seacow August 23, 2006

compton gangbang

you coerce your ex that cheated on you into a date that will hopefully end with sex, so you have it set up so that as your fucking your girl, you say a secret word and your friends storm the room and beat the living shit out of your lady

sounds like fun rite!?!?!

by vermillion May 31, 2004